Yeah, yeah. You wanna know about me right? The Fearless Vampire Lover? Hmmm. It’s a sad tale. Instead of me telling it, you just lookie this nice photo of me. I’m not nearly so gorgeous in person. Really. That’s actually my alter ego, erotic romance author Lex Valentine.
IT geek who works at the cemetery. Yep. That’s right. The Cemetery. If you weren’t scared before, you are now, right?