Yeah, yeah. You wanna know about me right? The Fearless Vampire Lover? Hmmm. It’s a sad tale. Instead of me telling it, you just lookie this nice photo of me. I’m not nearly so gorgeous in person. Really. That’s actually my alter ego, erotic romance author Lex Valentine.
Lex started her career as an author writing about TVC (Throbbing Vampire Cock.) Dave from Blogography created TVC. I can’t draw like that.