Why Can’t the Cocksucker Win?

Yanno, I can pimp other people pretty well. I drop their names everywhere. Do you think I can pimp myself worth a damn? HELL NO!

My character Holden Antaeus is in a poll for the hottest hero of the summer.  This guy screws women and men. He has a throbbing dragon cock (TDC © 2009 blogography.com). He’s even a black dragon! He’s got ALL the bases covered – sexually, ethnically, and more! I think he should win. Yet, I cannot bring myself to get on every Yahoo group I’m a member of and BEG for votes.

Two people already have over 300 votes. *sigh* I suppose the only way I would get that many is if every person I know recruited a buncha other people to vote for Holden.  I want this, but I cannot get my fingers to type the begging words. This sucks ass.

So here’s the thing. I’d love to win this thing by NOT begging and looking like a complete fucking moron. I mean, that would put a bee in the bonnet of all those people who did beg, right? So, to do it, someone would have to start a movement, wouldn’t they? On blogs, on Twitter, on Yahoo and and Live Journal and ning or whatever. It would be cool if someone did. But I can’t beg. It just wouldn’t be right. I’ll still love you all if you read this, laugh at me, and move on to dinner or a movie or whatever.

Click this link to find Holden’s information. (Scroll down to his name on both pages.)

Click this link to vote for Holden if you are so inclined.

But maybe you’d like to start the Throbbing Dragon Cock Movement. If so, feel free to retweet and post and do all those networking things we all do when we want to get the word out. Tell people we want the bi dragon to win! C’mon! Het men win everything! Why can’t the cocksucker win for once?

Here’s a picture of the book cover and a picture of Holden.

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I’m pretty sure that there’s no way to beat the authors who’ve begged all over the planet for votes, but it would sure be pretty cool if it happened.  Sorta like a black man becoming president or beating a parking ticket rap. *wink*

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16 Responses to Why Can’t the Cocksucker Win?

  1. Sybil Law says:

    Voted! 🙂
    .-= Sybil Law´s last blog ..Live =-.

  2. Sybil Law says:

    Voted! 🙂
    .-= Sybil Law´s last blog ..Live =-.

  3. Iron Fist says:

    The dude looks pretty hot. He must work out.
    .-= Iron Fist´s last blog ..current status: sweaty =-.

  4. Iron Fist says:

    The dude looks pretty hot. He must work out.
    .-= Iron Fist´s last blog ..current status: sweaty =-.

  5. maryo says:

    Hard to look past the hottie on the page there Win. You said something about cock than I saw the 6 pack and zoned. I’ll block out the hotness and reread. I can do this I am an adult, sometimes.

  6. maryo says:

    Hard to look past the hottie on the page there Win. You said something about cock than I saw the 6 pack and zoned. I’ll block out the hotness and reread. I can do this I am an adult, sometimes.

  7. mistry says:

    Sitting in 3rd Place – and there isn’t another TDC in the poll, so you have that one covered.
    Cheers!

    p.s. Not so sure about the chances on the parking ticket (unless you are my offsider at work – she is twenty and as cute and cheeky as can be. Gets pulled over every weekend (car overloaded, noise, spot checks) and has never had a ticket …).

  8. mistry says:

    Sitting in 3rd Place – and there isn’t another TDC in the poll, so you have that one covered.
    Cheers!

    p.s. Not so sure about the chances on the parking ticket (unless you are my offsider at work – she is twenty and as cute and cheeky as can be. Gets pulled over every weekend (car overloaded, noise, spot checks) and has never had a ticket …).

  9. Dave2 says:

    Throbbing bisexual dragon cock? Well that’s a new one…

  10. Dave2 says:

    Throbbing bisexual dragon cock? Well that’s a new one…

  11. Mary Winter says:

    I voted for the TDC! Looks like he’s gaining. 🙂
    .-= Mary Winter´s last blog ..Why Spelling Matters =-.

  12. Mary Winter says:

    I voted for the TDC! Looks like he’s gaining. 🙂
    .-= Mary Winter´s last blog ..Why Spelling Matters =-.

  13. Carol H. says:

    I voted as much as my emails addresses would let me. I wish I knew a few more readers to pimp for ya.

  14. Carol H. says:

    I voted as much as my emails addresses would let me. I wish I knew a few more readers to pimp for ya.

  15. silverpixies says:

    Darling i pimp and whore for you all the time!!! I voted for Holden as many times and under as many emails as i could!!!!

  16. silverpixies says:

    Darling i pimp and whore for you all the time!!! I voted for Holden as many times and under as many emails as i could!!!!