Mall Madness

Have I said before that I hate the mall? I must have. I REALLY hate the mall. Anyway, Motley needed new jeans so guess where I was yesterday? Heh heh. Barnes and Noble! Motley was across the street at the mall.

At any rate, going shopping screws up my day. I don’t get done the things I’d thought I’d accomplish over the weekend and I just really really dislike it. The bookstore wasn’t too godawful bad and for once, no one was in the romance section until right before I left, so I was alone with the books. That was probably a good thing because I’m sure I looked like a total freaking moron staring at the shelf where the V’s would be. There were no V’s, by the way. If I end up in print, I would be the only V. So when this one lone woman showed up to browse the section, I so wanted to grab her and show here where my book would be if it were in print. Yeah, I’m losing it just a tad I think.

I ended up using the gift card I won from the Colordado Vixens blog (thanks ladies!) and I spent about $7. Then I started looking at the prices of crap in the Starbucks cafe. Holy shit! I about passed out. One teeny tiny red velvet cupcake, the equivalent of 1 bite, was $2.95. Man, that made my head spin. I could make those suckers full size cupcakes and sell em on the curb outside the store for a buck apiece and make a killing…

Sorry I didn’t get back to you all with my Friday pimping. The things I was gonna pimp got all goobered up. For one, I don’t know what Motley’s hours are now… cept for Sunday and Monday nights at 11 pm Pacific time to 1 am. She did all kinds of other shifts last week. Apparently, she and her boobs are very popular. The other thing I’m gonna pimp is called Bloody Kissmas and it’s a giveaway in December on My Space. I think I’ll wait until the end of the week to start pimping it. I just hate Christmas crap too early. My part of the giveaway is a vampire shirt. I’ll get into it all later. There’s pics and banners and a video (not one of my videos)… stuff yanno.

So now it’s time for Marcus and then I gotta get outta this towel and head to work. Here’s my luscious Monday man…

This is a repeat Marcus, not because I don’t have any photos I haven’t posted, but because this is my favorite photo of him and I’m in the mood for it.! Have a great Monday!

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0 Responses to Mall Madness

  1. Jason X says:

    I go to the mall with specific goals, which I accomplish quickly then get the hell out. I once had sex in JC Penney in a changing room with a woman I knew from work. Specific goal, get in, get out…

    Jason Xs last blog post..Sex with Interns

  2. Jason X says:

    I go to the mall with specific goals, which I accomplish quickly then get the hell out. I once had sex in JC Penney in a changing room with a woman I knew from work. Specific goal, get in, get out…

    Jason Xs last blog post..Sex with Interns

  3. Maryo says:

    Well we dont have a mall so you would proably like it here for that reason alone. You want stuff it is called WalMart. Wait I think you are not to into that place either. Well guess you’d be screwed here.
    I agree with the Chirstmas stuff. Sorry but I want to get through Thanksgiving first. That just goes to show you how much business is hurting out there. They want you to buy their stuff now and up till that day.

  4. Maryo says:

    Well we dont have a mall so you would proably like it here for that reason alone. You want stuff it is called WalMart. Wait I think you are not to into that place either. Well guess you’d be screwed here.
    I agree with the Chirstmas stuff. Sorry but I want to get through Thanksgiving first. That just goes to show you how much business is hurting out there. They want you to buy their stuff now and up till that day.

  5. Winter says:

    Hilly – Oh, do I hear ya, sistah!

    Blu – Yeah, the Christmas crap sucks ass. It’s too early to me! Which is why I haven’t promoted Bloody Kissmas yet.

    Winters last blog post..Mall Madness

  6. Winter says:

    Hilly – Oh, do I hear ya, sistah!

    Blu – Yeah, the Christmas crap sucks ass. It’s too early to me! Which is why I haven’t promoted Bloody Kissmas yet.

    Winters last blog post..Mall Madness

  7. Blu-Amy says:

    I hate the mall with a passion and only go if there is a real good sale and I have discounts on yop. This time of year you can’t pay me to go.

  8. Blu-Amy says:

    I hate the mall with a passion and only go if there is a real good sale and I have discounts on yop. This time of year you can’t pay me to go.

  9. Hilly says:

    Oh God, the mall.

    One thing I loathe about where we live is that you really have to go to a mall to get things done. In Northern California there are a lot more strip malls with the stores we all know and love but here? Not as much!

    Hillys last blog post..How To Become Your Doctor’s Favorite Hypochondriac…

  10. Hilly says:

    Oh God, the mall.

    One thing I loathe about where we live is that you really have to go to a mall to get things done. In Northern California there are a lot more strip malls with the stores we all know and love but here? Not as much!

    Hillys last blog post..How To Become Your Doctor’s Favorite Hypochondriac…