Ass Kisser

Can you guess who the ass kisser is? Me, of course! I made good on my promise and made Fab a Liz Phair page called “I Love Fab”. See it up there with the other pages? It has Liz music and Liz pics. I think it’s safe to say that Fab likes that page.

So I totally kissed Fab’s ass, but I had a reason. I have been waiting for this Sunday FOREVER. I practiced at Snackie Radio. I honed my skill at simultaneous chatroom and phone convos at The Jester Show. Now, I get to SHINE on Pointless Drivel Live. Um, I may still not be able to do chatroom and phone simultaneously though. It’s all the fault of my piercings. See they scratch the screen on my cell phone so I can only hold the phone to my right ear and since I’m right handed I can’t really type in the chatroom and the phone’s really small, the size of an egg really… ummn… yeah. I’m kinda not good at being on BTR shows and chatting in the chatroom at the same time. I guess I need a Blackberry or a Treo or Skype or something. My Samsung Stripe is clearly not cutting it in the Blogosphere.

Well, it’s here… the day that I am to be on Mr. Fabulous’ BTR show, Pointless Drivel Live. This is a very special day for me. For one, I’ve been waiting patiently for my turn on this prestigious show. For another, I can’t fucking get to Fab’s website anymore and I’m missing all the comments and fun. I’ve been deprived since Friday. (I saw the anal sex picture Thursday night, but couldn’t on Friday morning.) I get a white screen with “done” at the bottom. I’ve cleaned every fricking thing on my machine. I’ve defragged and updated and scanned and I even downloaded Safari for Windows. No Fab. Except in Feed Demon. But that means I can’t leave my scintillating and long winded comments! GRRRRR.

Now, using Safari to try to get to pointless-drivel.com was an interesting thing. Safari doesn’t give me his site, but it does give me an error: Safari can’t open the page “http://www.pointless-drivel.com/”. The error was: “unknown error” (CFURLErrorDomain:302). Googling that error got me nowhere too. I’m gonna email the error to my tech and ask nicely if he can tell me what the hell happened and how I can get back to one of my favorite places on the net. If someone else knows the answer to this dilemma please email me at winter at winterheart dot com. (I’ve tried accessing his site with Firefox 2.0.0.14, SeaMonkey 1.1.9, IE7, and Safari for Windows. I’m on XP SP3 with an AMD Sempron 3400+ with 1 GB of RAM and I have Time Warner broadband. And yeah. I know I need another GB of memory.)

My ass kissing will be in full force at 4 pm Pacific/7 pm Eastern time. Here is the link to Pointless Drivel Live. Be there or be… dead. HEH.

Also, don’t forget to listen to the rest of the Rocking Sunday Radio Talk Block:

Secondhand Karl at 2 pm Pacific/5 pm Eastern with Blogography’s Dave 2. Then it’s Snackie Radio at 3pm/6pm with Pointless Drivel’s Mr. Fabulous, and after Fab’s show it’s Turnbaby Talks 5pm/8pm with a discussion about women. All absolutely riveting shows that YOU should NOT miss!

Happy Three Day Weekend Sunday to those of you who are off tomorrow!

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0 Responses to Ass Kisser

  1. kookimebux says:

    Hello. And Bye. 🙂

  2. kookimebux says:

    Hello. And Bye. 🙂

  3. Jen says:

    I didn’t realize tiaras were such a popular item…

  4. Jen says:

    I didn’t realize tiaras were such a popular item…

  5. maryo says:

    I might actually have the energy to be one tonight but no promises. Someone who cant be yelled at was up at 4:45. Why he likes to rise early is beyond me.
    If I dont make it break a leg!!

  6. maryo says:

    I might actually have the energy to be one tonight but no promises. Someone who cant be yelled at was up at 4:45. Why he likes to rise early is beyond me.
    If I dont make it break a leg!!

  7. Mr. Fabulous says:

    Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz!

    You are already one of my top two favorite guests, and you haven’t even been on yet!

    Okay…I have to go play on my Liz page now…

    Mr. Fabulouss last blog post..The sky is a poisonous garden tonight…

  8. Mr. Fabulous says:

    Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz!

    You are already one of my top two favorite guests, and you haven’t even been on yet!

    Okay…I have to go play on my Liz page now…

    Mr. Fabulouss last blog post..The sky is a poisonous garden tonight…

  9. bluepaintred says:

    that last bit with all the words and numbers made my brain hurt

    bluepaintreds last blog post..The Thing.. Has Started

  10. bluepaintred says:

    that last bit with all the words and numbers made my brain hurt

    bluepaintreds last blog post..The Thing.. Has Started

  11. Winter says:

    Dave – Nope. Jen sent me that pic before your tiara went missing. But Hilly says your tiara is hanging out with the booze at her house. I wonder how the giraffe would act if we got it drunk while wearing a tiara?

  12. Winter says:

    Dave – Nope. Jen sent me that pic before your tiara went missing. But Hilly says your tiara is hanging out with the booze at her house. I wonder how the giraffe would act if we got it drunk while wearing a tiara?

  13. Dave2 says:

    Is that my tiara on that giraffe?

    Dave2s last blog post..Secondhand

  14. Dave2 says:

    Is that my tiara on that giraffe?

    Dave2s last blog post..Secondhand