Hump This

Happy belated birthday to Jason X from the User Pool. Remind me to give you a link to my private naked Kelly Monaco slideshow! If you readers don’t know Jason, you need to check him out. His blog is very funny. The satire is incomparable! I shoulda known he was a Taurus…

Speaking of birthdays, Friday is Motley’s birthday. She has a fistful of Knotts Berry Farm tickets and no ride. Apparently, Motley’s bestie went to the doctor today. He told her she has anxiety and gave her drugs. Now she can’t go to Knotts for fear of getting too excited. Hmmph. There’s one kid who won’t be having sex anytime soon. Everyone stop by Socially Dead on Friday and help make Motley feel better about being 19 and not having a ride to Knotts. Hmmmn. Maybe Jason needs a day off from the User Pool and could go…

Alright, here’s something you can all sink your fangs into this Wednesday. Bite it, taste it, hump it until it’s wet and limp! THAT is Keeley Hazell. I wonder if I coulda gotten away with showing her boobage. Aw fuckit. Go here to see her tits.

If boobage ain’t your thang, I give you Nacho Figueras. Polo star extraordinaire. The face of Polo Black cologne. And now, the face of Mr. Fabulous, a darkly mysterious character in the Bar Story.

Mr. Fabulous has already had his entrance in the story, but it was fleeting. He comes to the Library, where the Blood Mistress reigns over the annals of the vampire world, and basically has her bowing and scraping and kicking out the other people in the Library. They get a glimpse of him and that’s it. The Blood Mistress’s first post features this mysterious Fabulous. He’s devious. He’s powerful. He’s handsome. He probably has a big dick too. Why else would he be so arrogant? Hee hee. His storyline is still in the works so there could be some major twists and turns ahead.

Before I sign off today, I want to talk hardcore with you. Yes. My 100th post is very close. And yes. I have noticed something about the comments on the 90+ posts thus far. One, you people like sex. If I post sex stuff from the Bar, you are all here slathering over it and drooling in the comments. Two, you people like freaky. If I post about cemetery stuff you are all fascinated in that rubber necking at a gruesome accident where a motorcyclist was decapitated on the freeway way. Lots of comments on the sex and the cemetery. Oooh. Now, that’s a catchy title!

I don’t know that you like hotness. You don’t comment on Wednesday hotness. So what’s wrong with this picture? You like sex. You like the cemetery. You don’t like the half naked celebs? I bet Dave didn’t even notice when I had Liz Hurley naked on here. I don’t think anyone did. Not that her tatas were hanging out anyway. It woulda been a MUCH better Humpday with naked Liz tits. Although, come to think of it, I do have naked Liz tits… Liz Phair. Maybe I will post those next week.

So what is it that you like? Sex? Freaky stuff? Freaky sex maybe? I’ll have to work on that last one. Not sure how to work it into this blog theme. If you like freaky sex you shoulda read my Pink Chair Diaries post. It was a little freaky and a lot hot. I’m not asking for comments. I’m just trying to get a handle on what you all like so I can accommodate you in the next 100 posts. After all, we can’t all be fucking Fabulous… although you know you want to.

See yas manana for a Half Nekkid Thursday and maybe even a Thursday Thirteen too!

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0 Responses to Hump This

  1. Mr. Fabulous says:

    I am chuckling at the thought of you walking funny…

    Mr. Fabulouss last blog post..Thanks! You’ve been great!

  2. Mr. Fabulous says:

    I am chuckling at the thought of you walking funny…

    Mr. Fabulouss last blog post..Thanks! You’ve been great!

  3. Winter says:

    Size is relative. There are black guys with small dicks. I know cause my sister said so. And I know there are white guys of Irish heritage with 10 inch monsters. I know cause I had one. Not likely to do that ever again either cause it was fun at the time, but I paid for it for days afterward with a lot of pain and soreness… and I walked and sat down funny. I don’t care for the stares.

  4. Winter says:

    Size is relative. There are black guys with small dicks. I know cause my sister said so. And I know there are white guys of Irish heritage with 10 inch monsters. I know cause I had one. Not likely to do that ever again either cause it was fun at the time, but I paid for it for days afterward with a lot of pain and soreness… and I walked and sat down funny. I don’t care for the stares.

  5. Mr. Fabulous says:

    I am not saying it’s tiny. I think, as far as Kentucky goes, it’s the perfect fit.

    All I am saying is, that I am Irish. As such, when I drop my pants no one is going to be gasping and saying “You’re not putting that big thing in ME!”

    Mr. Fabulouss last blog post..Thanks! You’ve been great!

  6. Mr. Fabulous says:

    I am not saying it’s tiny. I think, as far as Kentucky goes, it’s the perfect fit.

    All I am saying is, that I am Irish. As such, when I drop my pants no one is going to be gasping and saying “You’re not putting that big thing in ME!”

    Mr. Fabulouss last blog post..Thanks! You’ve been great!

  7. Shinygal! says:

    Poor Motley. I feel for her friend too. There’s times when I’ve been cautious also in fear that something too exciting will trigger a panic attack.
    I love Keeley. She’s a babe. I’ll admit it; I’d do her LOL. That’s prolly why I chose her to the play the part as Sammy.
    Now what do I like…hmmm…I’m really not sure. Never questioned myself that. Anything goes really. I love your blogs, they’re entertaining enough as is.

    Shinygal!s last blog post..Home Sweet Home?

  8. Shinygal! says:

    Poor Motley. I feel for her friend too. There’s times when I’ve been cautious also in fear that something too exciting will trigger a panic attack.
    I love Keeley. She’s a babe. I’ll admit it; I’d do her LOL. That’s prolly why I chose her to the play the part as Sammy.
    Now what do I like…hmmm…I’m really not sure. Never questioned myself that. Anything goes really. I love your blogs, they’re entertaining enough as is.

    Shinygal!s last blog post..Home Sweet Home?

  9. Winter says:

    Fab – Liz’s boobs shall be shown next Wed just for YOU! As for the penis size… I don’t hear any complaints from Kentucky these days so I’m not sure I believe you.

    Marty – You live boldly sir! You should ready Weylyn’s story. 😉

    Jason – I love how bulls are always full of BS. They totally make me laugh. I wouldn’t worry about you with Motley. She’s about as tall as most men and has a pretty bitchy way about her that can scare off the most hardy of souls. You’d be lucky to survive. 😉

    Othurme – Really? AWESOME! Now Motley has 2 birthday buddies. One of my co-workers has a b-day on Fri too.

    Motley – *sigh* The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree… except when it comes to helping parents, cleaning the house, and taking out the trash. I was good to my Mama re those things.

    Winters last blog post..Hump This

  10. Winter says:

    Fab – Liz’s boobs shall be shown next Wed just for YOU! As for the penis size… I don’t hear any complaints from Kentucky these days so I’m not sure I believe you.

    Marty – You live boldly sir! You should ready Weylyn’s story. 😉

    Jason – I love how bulls are always full of BS. They totally make me laugh. I wouldn’t worry about you with Motley. She’s about as tall as most men and has a pretty bitchy way about her that can scare off the most hardy of souls. You’d be lucky to survive. 😉

    Othurme – Really? AWESOME! Now Motley has 2 birthday buddies. One of my co-workers has a b-day on Fri too.

    Motley – *sigh* The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree… except when it comes to helping parents, cleaning the house, and taking out the trash. I was good to my Mama re those things.

    Winters last blog post..Hump This

  11. Motley says:

    She’s hot. He’s hot. Can we video tape them having sex?

    Motleys last blog post..Nearly 19

  12. Motley says:

    She’s hot. He’s hot. Can we video tape them having sex?

    Motleys last blog post..Nearly 19

  13. othurme says:

    Well if that don’t beat all. It’s my birthday too.

    othurmes last blog post..I refuse to…

  14. othurme says:

    Well if that don’t beat all. It’s my birthday too.

    othurmes last blog post..I refuse to…

  15. Mr. Fabulous says:

    Oh, and I don’t have a huge penis in real life. I guess that’s why I am not arrogant.

    Mr. Fabulouss last blog post..Self-Pedicure: A Pictorial Essay

  16. Mr. Fabulous says:

    Oh, and I don’t have a huge penis in real life. I guess that’s why I am not arrogant.

    Mr. Fabulouss last blog post..Self-Pedicure: A Pictorial Essay

  17. Jason X says:

    Thanks Winter! Very kind… Being a Taurus is a wonderful thing. I’m a natural born ass.

    I’ve never had anyone suggest I take their daughter anywhere. This is definitely a first. But I’m going to have to side with the majority on this one. NOT a good idea…

    Jason Xs last blog post..Birthday

  18. Jason X says:

    Thanks Winter! Very kind… Being a Taurus is a wonderful thing. I’m a natural born ass.

    I’ve never had anyone suggest I take their daughter anywhere. This is definitely a first. But I’m going to have to side with the majority on this one. NOT a good idea…

    Jason Xs last blog post..Birthday

  19. martymankins says:

    I wear Polo Black cologne and look nothing like Nacho. Somethings not working…

    well, something is after seeing that pictorial of Keeley. Damn!

    Sex… I do like to mix it up… you have to when you want to spice things up. There’s a few things I consider off limits (ie. toss salad) but for the most part, it’s whatever you and your partner feel comfortable with and what gets you both off.

    martymankinss last blog post..Scooter Sunday #4

  20. martymankins says:

    I wear Polo Black cologne and look nothing like Nacho. Somethings not working…

    well, something is after seeing that pictorial of Keeley. Damn!

    Sex… I do like to mix it up… you have to when you want to spice things up. There’s a few things I consider off limits (ie. toss salad) but for the most part, it’s whatever you and your partner feel comfortable with and what gets you both off.

    martymankinss last blog post..Scooter Sunday #4

  21. Mr. Fabulous says:

    You have naked Liz Phair?

    I Lurrrrrve her.

    Knots Berry Farm? What the hell is there to see there? Berries?

  22. Mr. Fabulous says:

    You have naked Liz Phair?

    I Lurrrrrve her.

    Knots Berry Farm? What the hell is there to see there? Berries?