Humpday Hotness

I grossed out my teen. I told her I got Snitter for my Twitter. She thought I was talking dirty. “Ewww! Mom! TMI!” I’m not sure how it happened, but I’m more techie than my kid. In this day and age, that is saying something. Sure, she can out-text me, but I can spend $200 and get on the internet without having to buy a computer that some guy named DELL made. HA! Take that, teenager! Let me see you BYOMM! (Build Your Own Monster Machine.)

Since it is humpday, and I’m still entering my freaking horses for Derby Fever, I give you humpday hotness. First up is Liz Hurley. I heard Dave likes her. I like her too. She is pretty damned gorgeous. If I was a man she would give me a woody. I’m not a man and she almost does it for me. Dave has good taste. Oh, and the hotness that is Dave will be on The Jester Show tonight, talking while under the influence of drugs.

You know, all women should be allowed to grow old the Liz Hurley way. Think of how happy and peaceful the world would be if we all grew old in a beautiful way. We would all be too busy boinking each other to fight… Well, we should all be too busy boinking each other anyway. Nothing like sex for making you too tired to fight. Oh, Liz. You should be the head of NATO. Really.

Next up is the very yummy Brazilian Alexandre Verga. What is it with Brazilians? In this pic, Alex totally looks like he’s telling me he’s gonna get nekkid for me. ALL the Brazilian models look out of their pics like that. They have a market on the come hither and let me boink you look.

Alex and his brother Rafael cause much drooling among the female population of the world. Who would have thought two brothers could cause so many heart attacks. I mean, seriously, they are more likely to give you a coronary than a steady diet of Big Macs. I think Alex is the big brother. And if Rafe is the “little” brother, I really wanna find those pics where Alex bares all. Cause, ya know, I’ve seen Rafe naked. It almost melted my monitor. No telling what kind of damage naked Alex pics would cause. It might be worth it too. Naked Alex… the cost of a new monitor. Hmmmn. I wonder if I could work that in as a tax deduction somehow. I prolly could. As an IT person, all my computer stuff should be a deduction. Heh.

One last thing before I take off to try to finish entering some horses. I keep seeing this 100 things stuff everywhere. I keep wondering if I should try it. Then I think… no way. I already tell you peeps way too much about who I am. However, I think I shall start opening myself up more. Starting next Wednesday, if anyone sends me a personal question or two, I shall answer them when I post Humpday Hotties. My email addy is winter at winterheart dot com. Enjoy the gorgeous flesh and I hope your Wednesday is full of humping!

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0 Responses to Humpday Hotness

  1. rxvenomqueen says:

    I’ll take Rafe over Alex any day! Hands down ALL THE WAY! He’s up there along with Chris Evans and M. Shadows…mmmm…thinking about all three of them at the same time is making me…
    Anyways! I’ll take Rafe! 😀

  2. rxvenomqueen says:

    I’ll take Rafe over Alex any day! Hands down ALL THE WAY! He’s up there along with Chris Evans and M. Shadows…mmmm…thinking about all three of them at the same time is making me…
    Anyways! I’ll take Rafe! 😀

  3. Winter says:

    Livvy, I should have known you would like the beauteous Liz. She totally makes me drool and not many women can do that. The next time I am doing something super techie I will take pics and post them!

  4. Winter says:

    Livvy, I should have known you would like the beauteous Liz. She totally makes me drool and not many women can do that. The next time I am doing something super techie I will take pics and post them!

  5. The English Courtesan says:

    Ooooh yessss Liz Hurley! If you ever get to BHMM can I come too and watch? Not that I’d be interested in anything other than your techno-wizardry but of course! 😉

    Livvy xxx

  6. The English Courtesan says:

    Ooooh yessss Liz Hurley! If you ever get to BHMM can I come too and watch? Not that I’d be interested in anything other than your techno-wizardry but of course! 😉

    Livvy xxx

  7. Winter says:

    Mary – Make sure you wear gloves. Otherwise, CSI will know it was you.

  8. Winter says:

    Mary – Make sure you wear gloves. Otherwise, CSI will know it was you.

  9. MaryO says:

    Thank you for the hottie cause I am so pissed at my hubbie right now. Why, why is it he decides to get on MY laptop and act like he knows what the hell he is doing?
    He went through and put some bitdefender shit on it and now it runs slow and keeps giving me pop ups about my system.
    When I do yell at him for it he says there was stuff on it and it was hurting it. No it wasnt. you just wanted to show how big yoru brain is. Considering he doesnt know jack shit about computers he should just stay off of it.
    OK vented. Feel better. Glad you like my new blog template. I wanted something that screams ME!!! Have a good day!! I have to go find a new hole to dump hubbie’s body in.

  10. MaryO says:

    Thank you for the hottie cause I am so pissed at my hubbie right now. Why, why is it he decides to get on MY laptop and act like he knows what the hell he is doing?
    He went through and put some bitdefender shit on it and now it runs slow and keeps giving me pop ups about my system.
    When I do yell at him for it he says there was stuff on it and it was hurting it. No it wasnt. you just wanted to show how big yoru brain is. Considering he doesnt know jack shit about computers he should just stay off of it.
    OK vented. Feel better. Glad you like my new blog template. I wanted something that screams ME!!! Have a good day!! I have to go find a new hole to dump hubbie’s body in.

  11. Winter says:

    Fab, they are fake horses so it would be with a fake strap on.

    Matt, she’s yummy isn’t she?

  12. Winter says:

    Fab, they are fake horses so it would be with a fake strap on.

    Matt, she’s yummy isn’t she?

  13. Matt-Man says:

    Mmmmmmm. I love Elizabeth Hurley. I’d love to shag her ba-bay. Cheers Winter!!

  14. Matt-Man says:

    Mmmmmmm. I love Elizabeth Hurley. I’d love to shag her ba-bay. Cheers Winter!!

  15. Mr. Fabulous says:

    When you say you are entering horses…does it involve a strap-on in any way?

  16. Mr. Fabulous says:

    When you say you are entering horses…does it involve a strap-on in any way?