Thursday Thirteen the Seventh

Arrrgh! Susan over at West of Mars did a TT that juiced me up to do 13 Bar couples this week. I’d been feeling kinda meh about that topic and wrote up 13 things I know because I work at a cemetery. Now I can’t make up my mind! I’d do both, just cause I could, and because I’m a lamer who can’t choose. However, time constraints are forcing me to go with my ghoulish cemetery TT.

Thirteen Things I Know Because I Work at a Cemetery

1. The big oven used to do cremations is called a retort.

2. Cremains are not ash like in a fireplace. It’s more like fine sand. In fact, there are usually small bone fragments so everything that comes out of the retort is put in a grinder before it’s bagged and put in the urn.

3. I have felt warm cremains boxes before. They retain their heat for awhile, and when our crematory guy brings the boxes up to put in the vault, sometimes they are still warm to the touch.

4. When someone is embalmed, blood is drained from the body (usually via the carotid artery) and replaced with embalming fluid. The fluid is pinkish to help give the skin some color.

5. A Depository is a vault in the ground where they drop bags of cremains. It’s sort of a common grave for cremated remains. We have one that does not list whose cremains are within. We have two others with a granite slab where the names are engraved.

6. A lawn crypt is a grave with a cement vault set into it and at least 18 inches of sod on top. When you bury someone in a lawn crypt you peel off the sod, dig down the 2 feet to the top of the lawn crypt and then pry up the cement lid. In a companion lawn crypt, there’s another lid 6 feet down you have to remove in order to put the first casket in.

7. A cenotaph is a marker for someone who isn’t buried in the place where the marker is, or even in the cemetery. A lot of people buy these when their loved one has been cremated and scattered.

8. It’s illegal to scatter human cremains on private property unless you have the permission of the property owner.

9. When I visited the Orange County Coroner’s Office with our Mortuary Explorer’s Club, the sheriffs were selling chocolate toe tags to help raise funds for a related charity.

10. It takes a minimum of 2-3 hours to cremate a person.

11. Some cemeteries, like where I work, require that the family purchase a vault for the casket when burying in the ground. This keeps the grave from caving in.

12. There is a difference between a casket and a coffin. Coffins are no longer used in this country but other places still use them. Many of you who watch the news may have seen Benazir Bhutto’s coffin carried on the shoulders of her people after her assassination. Probably the biggest casket manufacturer is Batesville, located in Batesville, IN.

13. You can have the cremains of your loved one made into a diamond.

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0 Responses to Thursday Thirteen the Seventh

  1. Tempest Knight says:

    Now I know who to ask when I need info on cemeteries. *wg*

  2. Tempest Knight says:

    Now I know who to ask when I need info on cemeteries. *wg*

  3. Winter says:

    Shiny – He would get busted for sure! The best thing to do is to start paying for it while you’re young. You can pay for it over 10 years.

    Sue – I’m glad you liked it. I got so many hits I’ll have to do more cemetery TTs now. LOL Thanks for coming by!

  4. Winter says:

    Shiny – He would get busted for sure! The best thing to do is to start paying for it while you’re young. You can pay for it over 10 years.

    Sue – I’m glad you liked it. I got so many hits I’ll have to do more cemetery TTs now. LOL Thanks for coming by!

  5. Sue says:

    I LOVE this TT! Not only do I love cemeteries, but I have always had a fascination with death. Very informative, and fun!

    Happy TT!

  6. Sue says:

    I LOVE this TT! Not only do I love cemeteries, but I have always had a fascination with death. Very informative, and fun!

    Happy TT!

  7. rxvenomqueen says:

    Wow…this was definitly informative. Sounds expensive to be cremated. I think I’ll go the cheap route when I die and ask DH to just throw me in the fire, scoop my ashes and put me in a Folgers can LOL

  8. rxvenomqueen says:

    Wow…this was definitly informative. Sounds expensive to be cremated. I think I’ll go the cheap route when I die and ask DH to just throw me in the fire, scoop my ashes and put me in a Folgers can LOL

  9. Winter says:

    Well, since embalming fluid is chemicals, I don’t think any of it is natural per se. So I imagine there is some kind of coloring in it. Especially since it comes in different types and colors. As for a cenotaph, it’s just a marker, a plaque with a name or names on it. We have a wall called the Autumn Rain Wall with bronze plaques on it. We also offer small granite plaques that stand at the base of the trees in the park. We do this because we have a wide variety of trees and are designated an arboretum. The tree plaques and Autumn Rain Wall are the two types of cenotaphs we offer. The family does not need to purchase a burial space or even have a loved one buried in the park in order to purchase a cenotaph.

  10. Winter says:

    Well, since embalming fluid is chemicals, I don’t think any of it is natural per se. So I imagine there is some kind of coloring in it. Especially since it comes in different types and colors. As for a cenotaph, it’s just a marker, a plaque with a name or names on it. We have a wall called the Autumn Rain Wall with bronze plaques on it. We also offer small granite plaques that stand at the base of the trees in the park. We do this because we have a wide variety of trees and are designated an arboretum. The tree plaques and Autumn Rain Wall are the two types of cenotaphs we offer. The family does not need to purchase a burial space or even have a loved one buried in the park in order to purchase a cenotaph.

  11. The Gal Herself says:

    What a neat TT! Is the embalming fluid naturally pinkish, or is it dyed? #7 interests me, too. Does the family have to buy a regulation-sized plot? (Thanks for visiting my TT)

  12. The Gal Herself says:

    What a neat TT! Is the embalming fluid naturally pinkish, or is it dyed? #7 interests me, too. Does the family have to buy a regulation-sized plot? (Thanks for visiting my TT)

  13. Winter says:

    Fab, you and the PITA would get along so well. Even without the leopard print bra.

    Kaige, the only thing I liked about the chocolate toe tags is how funny they were.

    Malcolm, the easiest way for me to explain it is to give you this link. It even has pictures. The casket info is at the bottom.
    http://oakgrovecemetery.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/coffins-and-caskets/

    Laura, it’s an industry term meaning “cremated human remains”.

    Thanks for coming by everyone!

  14. Winter says:

    Fab, you and the PITA would get along so well. Even without the leopard print bra.

    Kaige, the only thing I liked about the chocolate toe tags is how funny they were.

    Malcolm, the easiest way for me to explain it is to give you this link. It even has pictures. The casket info is at the bottom.
    http://oakgrovecemetery.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/coffins-and-caskets/

    Laura, it’s an industry term meaning “cremated human remains”.

    Thanks for coming by everyone!

  15. Laura says:

    We had my Dad cremated about 6 years ago. He is in the URL from the funeral company, sitting somewhere in my brother’s house. Funny to read about you calling it cremains. I’d never heard of that before.

  16. Laura says:

    We had my Dad cremated about 6 years ago. He is in the URL from the funeral company, sitting somewhere in my brother’s house. Funny to read about you calling it cremains. I’d never heard of that before.