Weird Crap Wednesday

I’m really tweaked that my zip disks are missing. I know, I know. You’re laughing your asses off at me over such old technology. I had a buttload of zip disks with photos on them, including these really nice high res images that a pro photog took of me and my former pal Dan aka “D”. The zip disk case is missing about 3 disks, including the disk with all the photos. That really upsets me because there were lots of photos there besides the cleavage shots. Photos that I can’t replace. I hate when stuff like this happens. I have a suspicion I know what happened to the disks (a man suffering from drug induced paranoia), but I’m really hoping it wasn’t him. I’m hoping the PITA and I can find them in this house somewhere. I don’t want to be mad at him…

Okay, enough being pissy and upset. I have some weird crap to share this Wednesday because it’s late and the time change has totally fucked me up, so I’m out of time to get this post up and catch a few Z’s so I can function tomorrow. No more playing hooky with a 100 fever like I have the past 2 days.

Weird Item Number 1: I am completely amazed that no one, but no one can find the guy in the Air France commercial. I’m posting the damned thing again, and reminding everyone that they can win a prize with fangs if they find the dude. I’ll let you pick a t-shirt or a clock or something from the Bar store if you can find the guy! Here’s that weird ass commercial. (Like I need to see it again. They played the fuck out of it at CNN for 3 lousy weeks! Grrr!) It’s so weird that no one can find him and give me a name.

Weird Item Number 2: My kid has the longest fingers ever and she’s got some long ass nails. REAL nails, not fake. Then she goes and buys this neon green polish. After her manicure, she sits in the car admiring her fingers and snaps a pic with her RAZR. She’s freaking weird. The nails are freaking weird. Okay, maybe they are a little cool, but c’mon. They’re still weird.

Weird Item Number 3: I found a picture I could have sworn I deleted. I mean, it’s not an attractive image. I was a little on the buzzed side, trying to take a pic of the reindeer horns that I was wearing on my head on Christmas Eve. First of all, how pathetic was that for a Christmas Eve? Second, I deleted the damn thing! I know I did! Why it is still in My Pictures is a mystery. Someone is fucking with me. I know it. And I don’t think that they are corporeal, although they must know how to use the recycle bin…

Weird Item Number 4: I was hunting for a nice dragon graphic awhile back when I was working on the Bar t-shirts. I found this cool purple graphic and I liked it so I saved it. Last week at work, the PITA changed her desktop picture and lo and behold, there is that purple dragon graphic. So I ask her if she’s been logging into my computer as me. She looks at me all weird and says, “No, I don’t have your password, remember?” Duh. She doesn’t. So I ask her, “Where the hell did that come from?” I point to the picture. She looks at me even weirder and says, “Deviant Art. It’s really cool.” The PITA and I downloaded the same pic like a week apart.

Weird Item Number 5: Gunther and the Sunshine Girls. Have you ever seen these videos? They are the funniest thing on YouTube. OMG, this dude is totally serious! Everyone I know laughs at him and there are a ton of parodies out. The best parody ever was the Christmas one where there were midgets dancing and a bunch of feminine men dressed as elves. This song is pretty funny if you listen to the lyrics. Oooh, you touch my tra la la! I can’t put the video on here. The Sunshine Girls are making out with each other wearing nothing but a sheet and you can see Gunther’s bare ass. It’s hysterical though, so if you’ve never seen this before, go check it out. But really, pee first so you don’t have an accident.

Now before I sign off, this is for Mary and all you other folks who love a hot body. Besides, I had to wipe away the image of Gunther somehow:

That’s it for me this Wednesday. Hope the weirdness didn’t scare you off! LOL Tomorrow for my Thursday Thirteen, I was gonna do 13 couples from the Bar, but I dunno now. I want something more fun. I’ll have to think on it while I’m at the cemetery…

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0 Responses to Weird Crap Wednesday

  1. rxvenomqueen says:

    I really liked this post because…well…it was weird LOL! I’m weird and I like weird things. Whoa…talk about weird! Anyways, before I get any weirder, I have to agree with Mary on that hottie…who the fuck is THAT???

  2. rxvenomqueen says:

    I really liked this post because…well…it was weird LOL! I’m weird and I like weird things. Whoa…talk about weird! Anyways, before I get any weirder, I have to agree with Mary on that hottie…who the fuck is THAT???

  3. Winter says:

    Wow. Mary is speechless. That is a first. I think I need to see if I have another pic of that dude.

    Kyra – The Air France guy is masturbation material. Sorta like Dean is for the rest of us.

    Fab – I’m telling on you.

    Matt – You are so delicious! Thanks for the compliment. No one has ever told me that being drunk and horny was hot.

    Motley – How can you stalk me? You’re in the next room. BTW, Fab thinks you’re hot. Oh, and he and Matt like the nails. Now come get y our pussy before I kick her.

  4. Winter says:

    Wow. Mary is speechless. That is a first. I think I need to see if I have another pic of that dude.

    Kyra – The Air France guy is masturbation material. Sorta like Dean is for the rest of us.

    Fab – I’m telling on you.

    Matt – You are so delicious! Thanks for the compliment. No one has ever told me that being drunk and horny was hot.

    Motley – How can you stalk me? You’re in the next room. BTW, Fab thinks you’re hot. Oh, and he and Matt like the nails. Now come get y our pussy before I kick her.

  5. Motley says:

    *stalks mother* My nails freaking rawk so hard. <3

  6. Motley says:

    *stalks mother* My nails freaking rawk so hard. <3

  7. Matt-Man says:

    I agree with Fab, I dig the nails. And you in antlers is just plain hot. Cheers!!

  8. Matt-Man says:

    I agree with Fab, I dig the nails. And you in antlers is just plain hot. Cheers!!

  9. Mr. Fabulous says:

    I LIKE her nails! I also like her…nails.

  10. Mr. Fabulous says:

    I LIKE her nails! I also like her…nails.

  11. Kyra Sutra says:

    I’m sorry… I’m still back at the Air France guy.

  12. Kyra Sutra says:

    I’m sorry… I’m still back at the Air France guy.

  13. MaryO says:

    First off, that is a magilicous body. Ever feel like screaming, “COME EAT CRACKERS AND ME IN MY BED!” to a guy? Right now I would gladly love for that hunk to. *SHIVER*
    Second, ok my brain is still on last image so there is no second. Damn you put up a good one. Cant even think of something smartass to say.

  14. MaryO says:

    First off, that is a magilicous body. Ever feel like screaming, “COME EAT CRACKERS AND ME IN MY BED!” to a guy? Right now I would gladly love for that hunk to. *SHIVER*
    Second, ok my brain is still on last image so there is no second. Damn you put up a good one. Cant even think of something smartass to say.