Thirteen People I Would Do
1. Marcus Schenkenberg – Yeah, you are all thinking this is just another ploy of mine to get Marcus in my blog. HA! You’re only HALF right! The other half is the part where I tell you that looking at the man makes me have to change my panties. I don’t care what anyone else on the planet says about Marcus, I like to look at him. I wish I could touch him. I’d probably faint if I ever met him, but damn, he is the epitome of male beauty to me. I could stare at him all day long. Oh, wait! I do that already. He’s on my desktop. Heh.
2. Ian Somerhalder – He’s young, he’s hot. He looks like he’d be up for a threesome. He looks like he’d be up for a fun hour or three with an older woman. He looks like he would be up for anything and everything. There is not much to not like about the way this guy looks. His eyes scream sexuality.
3. Kelly Monaco – The one woman on my list. Her body gives me the shivers. She has the most awesome set of boobage. I dunno, I’m not into women, but her naked pictures slay me. I think she’s hotter than hot. I wish I could post a naked pic of her here. Then you would have a better idea of what I’m drooling over. I have this pic of her in a fur hat in the snow… yowza. You know what the cold does to naked women’s boobage, don’t ya? Uh, huh. It’s a niiiiice pic. *shivers*
4. Andrei Andrei – This guy reminds me of a guy from my past. He seems like a pretty nice guy too. His blog posts are interesting. His English is pretty good and he’s the reason I’m actually blogging. I started commenting on his blog and then I got this idea for a story… and the rest is history. Andrei is also really nice eye candy. I have to admit to having a preference for the videos he’s been in rather than the still photos of him.
5. Paul Diaz – The guy from my past. I guess a part of me never got over him. I wish I knew where he was and how he was doing, even if I didn’t get the chance to screw him again. LOL He was certainly one of a kind and I always had fun with him. We would finish each other’s sentences, which felt really odd at the time, but is something I’ve come to realize is not the way things usually are between two people. Oh, well. Searching the net for him has turned up absolutely nothing, but I suppose it’s better that way, eh?
6. Victor Webster – Now this is one that’s really different. I’ve seen pics of Vic with hair on his chest and pics without. Without hair, Vic doesn’t ring my bells too much. With hair… oh, baby! I’ve never been much of a hairy chest girl either. The only men I’ve ever thought were attractive with a hairy chest are Tom Selleck and Rott. And now Vic. This is my all time favorite pic of Victor. The hair on his rock hard chest… the look in his eyes… Help me, I’m meltiiiiinnnngggggg…
7. Anderson Cooper – Yeah, I’d screw him. Even more than that, I’d wanna have dinner with him and talk all freaking night. The man is smart and funny, and he just totally rattles my cage. I’d want to hang out with him endlessly. He’s pretty decent eye candy although he doesn’t think he’s very attractive. I know there has to be a ton of people out there of both sexes who think Anderson’s got it going on. What’s really funny is that I would totally screw him, just to get to talk to him! LOL
8. Andre Coelho – His eyes completely turn me to mush. Yeah, he’s hot, but it’s the look in his eyes that makes my knees wobble. These Brazilian models have really got the sexuality thing happening. They all look into the camera like they are in lust. Maybe they are. Maybe they come from poor backgrounds so the money they make as models totally gets them hot. Whatever it is… they need to keep on doing it. I had the hardest time picking a photo of Andre cause they are all luscious…
9. Nikki Sixx – Nikki is so totally uninhibited sexually that he’s pretty much the only man older than me that I would ever seriously consider having sex with. There’s an intensity about him that just reaches out and grabs me. He doesn’t do anything by halves. I would think that translates to a sexual experience beyond compare. It doesn’t hurt that I’ve always been into his music and thought he was cute. My crush on him just got worse when I read his book.
10. Raffaelo Balzo – An Italian actor with a smile that just lights me up. All the pictures of him smiling are the ones I like best. He looks like he would be up for anything. There’s just a total joy of life in his smile that lights up his whole face. Okay, it doesn’t hurt that his body is incredibly hot. I’ve had this guy on my desktop with his shirt off, lying in the surf… he’s made for wallpaper. My wallpaper. LOL
11. Tommy Lee – No, it’s not about his fire hose. Geez. I’m not really a size girl at all. Bigger isn’t necessarily better for me. Tommy is one of those guys who doesn’t care so much about whether a girl is tall or short, fat or thin. I know, I know. He’s been with a bunch of hot babes. But read The Dirt and Tommyland and you’ll find that he’s also had a string of ugly girlfriends. He also doesn’t mind if a girl is overweight. I keep thinking I’ll buy a gardenia scented perfume just to have on hand in case I ever meet him because he said in Tommyland he loves the scent. He said gardenias make him horny and he’d do any woman wearing that scent.
12. Dermot Mulroney – Another one with intense eyes. I also like the sound of his voice. I bought the Wedding Date just because of him. I can’t stand Debra Messing and the neurotic characters she always plays. But Dermot… oh man, I put up with Messing to have Dermot. He’s especially good in that movie too. No, not the part where his backside was naked, although that was an especially good part. He’s intense, sensual, perfect. Abso-fucking-lutely perfect. Rawr. I so envy Catherine Keener…
13. Darrie from Scotland – The skanks who read my blog know who he is, but the rest of you don’t. Darrie is half my age, flirts with me and makes me feel good because he’s nice to me. His girlfriend is hot too and she’s the nicest person ever, so of course I would never actually screw Darrie if he showed up on my doorstep. Wouldn’t try, wouldn’t do it if he offered. But, if there was no Nik (his GF) and no Rott (my BF) and no reason NOT to do it, and he wanted to… I’d do him. Just because he’s sweet. Okay, maybe a little cause he’s hot.